Volume 120 Issue 2 March/April 2005 Cover Story Where will you put your cross? In the run-up to the election, parties are promising the world to religious groups. But what can they offer to the average humanist? We asked the parties for their positions on key questions. First, Nick Cohen gives his view on how they measure up. Columns No more Mr Nice Guy Laurie Taylor refuses to sign upWhatever it takes It's going to be a truly horrid election, predicts Simon Hoggart Speak up for humanity Once again the bullying tactics of Christian Voice are frighteningly evident. Features Get real in Madrid Anthony Barnett and Bill Thompson look forward to a path-breaking virtual conference on combating terrorism and deepening democracy Death to Deviants My escape from homophobic hell in Algeria, by Ramzi Isalam Alehouse rock: Laurie Taylor interviews Tom Baker Tom Baker takes Laurie Taylor on a pub crawlAfter the Gulag Laura Piacentini explores the paradoxes of Russia's prisons since the fall of the Soviet UnionBullseyes, Black jacks and Nelson's Balls How can something that tastes so good be so bad? Sally Feldman succumbs to the secret seduction of sweets Burning issue Each week there are over 2,000 cases of arson in the UK, and the numbers are rising steadily. Mike Presdee analyses the nature of and motivation for this crime of passion EU ain't seen nothin' yet Mark Leonard argues that the future of politics lies in the European model of cooperation and rule of lawUniversal Idol How did a stateless German Jewish physicist become the first pop star of science, asks Joseph Schwartz Culture Algebraic amours Hugh Burkhardt on how to stop worrying and love the (bouncing) bomb Tories in trouble Michael Binyon reviews the crisis in conservativism Good Thinking Jonathan Derbyshire thinks, therefore it must be Descartes Faith kills David Boulton examines an extreme answer to extremism Cause without a rebel Sally Feldman has issues with Ishiguro Stalked by life Chris paling is gripped by Kurkovs death in Kiev Hell is other iPods Caspar Melville on the loneliness of the long-distance shufflerDenouement Andrew Tudor wonders what happened to all the arthouse cinemas Wild Vagaries Jim Herrick considers the two sides of August Strindberg Hopeless Romantic Karen Hewitt goes travelling with Turgenev